Nathaniel Creswick
(1831-1917 - Age, 86 )
The Sheffield Foot Ball Club
Co-founder, (…alongside, of course, pals, William Prest & Harry Chambers…) of the planet’s very first, factual, actual Football Club, establishing , as they will, the extremely infuential ‘Sheffield Rules’, finds himself, in the freezing festive fracas of 1860, the register’r of the Great Game’s…
…first ever…
…actual…
factual…
Um, so what now..?
‘GOAAAL !!! ’
“…so, what do we do when we ‘score’ one of these ‘GOAALS!!’ exactly ?”
“…Maybe chuck thy hat in the air like thee just don’t care…!! ”
“…Hahaha! How’s THAT for a…
…Hat-Trick !!! ”
He’ll find himself recording the iconic strike in a most freezing festive encounter of Boxing Day 1860 against the, ensembled, ‘specially for just such an occasion…
The Hallam & Stumperlowe Club
The Hallam & Stumperlowe Club v The Sheffield Foot Ball Club- The World’s very first Football Match, here…
…Our natty Nat will also, when called upon, save the occasional wretched soul from a most dismally un-wanted, (…probably…) un-warranted an oh, so woefully, watery, dismal & desperate a demise…
…Don’t ask…
