Nathaniel Creswick
1831-1917 (Age, 86 )
The Sheffield Foot Ball Club
Co-founder,(…alongside pals William Prest & Harry Chambers…) of the planet’s very first, factual, actual Football Club, establishing , as they do, the extremely influential ‘Sheffield Rules’, finds himself, in the freezing festive fracas of 1860, the register’r of the Great Game’s…
…first ever…
…actual…
factual…
Um, so what now..?
‘GOAAAL !!! ’
“…so, what do we do when we ‘score’ one of these ‘GOAALS!!’ exactly ?”
“…Maybe chuck thy hat in the air like thee just don’t care…!! ”
Ha-ha-ha!
How’s THAT for a…
…Hat-Trick !!! ”
He’ll find himself recording the iconic strike Fifteen minutes into the freezing festive fixture of Boxing Day 1860 against the, ensembled, ‘specially for just such an occasion…
The Hallam & Stumperlowe Club
The Hallam & Stumperlowe Club v The Sheffield Foot Ball Club-
The World’s very first Football Match, coming soon…
…Our natty Nat will also, when called upon, save the occasional wretched soul from a most dismally un-wanted, (probably…) un-warranted an oh, so woefully, watery, dismal & desperate a demise…
…Err, what ‘eck’s ‘appening ‘ere ?!
…Yumm!
…Well…Why don’t you click the link & find out…
