World Cup Wilfreds

#6

England

Football’s foremost International outfit, in 1873, become, rather fittingly, the first ever victors in an International Football match, beating a hastily assembled…

Scotland

4-2

over at London’s Kennington Oval

The first 91 minutes of International Football saw nary a shot at goal to shout about but cometh the 92nd, cometh the Man

All we are saying is

…the Man in question, being none other than International Cricketer, Grenadier Guard & future Member of Parliament (as well as being known for being, all round, a bit of a winker)

William Kenyon-Slaney

…who, with mere minutes upon the Clock of International Football’s second ever fixture

…give us a

…places theLeatherwhere, in just twenty short years time, the Back of the Net shall eventually be found to hang

…GOAAAALLLLLL!!!

‍ ‍*…It won’t be until 1892 that the Net finds it’s rightful resting place, elegantly draped from the back of two uprights & a crossbar

England’s

World Cup Report ;

Tournaments: ‍ ‍17

P W D L G+ G- Pts

75 33 22 20 10870 121

Best Finish; 1st

World Cup Rating ;

C-

Considering that the whole bloody Football thing was England’s big idea in the first place, their overall record at Football’s topper-most table leaves an awful lot to be desired

World Cup Wilfs #5, Scotland