So, just How did this all begin for you ?

Well—

…if one may paraquote…

Mr William McGonagall, here

(& One thinks One may)

“…I seemed to feel as it were a strange kind of feeling stealing over me!

A flame, as

Lord Byron

has said, seemed to…

kindle up my entire frame, along with a strong desire to draw pictures of…

Very Old Football Teams

…& One felt so happy, that One was inclined to…

dance!

Then One began to pace backwards & forwards in my room, trying to shake off all thought of drawing pictures of

Very Old Football Teams!

The Very Oldest Football Team of them all…

The Sheffield Foot Ball Club…

Their Story, coming soon….

(…Wish I’d never asked)

Just one last thing before we stop boring everybody to death…

- Does One actually care for anything else at all ?

…Sorry, missed that one…

…the Football’s On!